This should be number 1

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

But just to be stubborn, I’m going to make it number 11 or something.

What not to do when you’re supposed to be studying or writing papers

1. Check your email repeatedly even if you know it’s a sunday and you’re probably not getting anything important or even anything unimportant.

2. Sign in to both of your facebook accounts and get annoyed that all people do is take quizzes and that the people you actually care about aren’t updating their facebooks.

3. Go to the kitchen and eat leftover burger king and papa john’s and debate which is older (and as my brother put it, “we bought them yesterday so they’re both the same age.” Burgers are having ages now? Perhaps I really should get to studying… but then who’s going to finish writing this list?)

4. Have thumb wars with your little brother.

5. Read all the different menus you have in your bag and choose what you’d like to order (That place on Baxter St. seems REALLY good…).

6. Use Facebook chat, which you normally don’t use, and discuss summer plans and how you can’t wait til this semester ends and how you’re supposed to be writing papers and studying, with a few of your friends.

7. Take Facebook quizzes even though you think they’re stupid and annoying and write off most of the results as stupid and untrue.

8. Admire your new bag.

9. Give yourself virtual makeovers on marieclaire.com

10. Rearrange your Summer and Fall schedules.

11. Make a list of what you shouldn’t do when it’s finals week and you have to write papers and study.

12. Apply for financial aid.

13. Take a nap.

14. Come up with reasons you plan on giving people when they ask you all disappointedly why you deleted them off your facebook

15. Look up apartments for either your parents to move to or yourself to move to in the future

16. Debate how much you’re going to miss your sister when she goes for vacation and whether you’ll miss her more this time or when she goes for vacation in July.

17. Debate whether your big toe is taller than the one next to it.

18. Get all annoyed about Season 3 of Veronica Mars and how the finale was not a finale and how there should be a season 4 except for that it shouldn’t suck.

19. Search online to find out if that Veronica Mars movie is ever going to exist.

20. Try to find the rest of the O’Grady seasons online.

21. Eat ice cream.

22. Debate whether blue fruit loops are cooler than blue M&M’s.

23. Count your eyelashes.

24. Make a list of reasons why your professor ruined your life. (Not to mention your English class)

On to the papers! (yeah right)

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